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Wednesday, 02 May 2012 08:36

Romney Secretly Wants Hologram Reagan as Running Mate

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WASHINGTON- Unhappy with prospective vice-president candidates, Republican frontrunner, Mitt Romney, is looking to the past for the future. Romney has expressed interest in having a hologram of Ronald Reagan as his running partner.

A hologram of Tupac drew rave reviews and put the late rapper back on the charts when the hologram appeared to be performing alongside Snoop Dog at The Coachella Festival. The stunt was so successful the group TLC is considering touring with a hologram of late singer Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes.

The public loves Holograms!  That was all Romney needed to know.

Reagan has become a legendary figure in the Republican Party, and the addition of Reagan to the Republican Ticket would give assurance to voters unsure of Romney as well as bring back voters wanting to relive Reagan's glory days. 

Dan Quayle, wishing to remain annonymous said "No one expects much out of a VP, anyway. Often they just get in the way.  Look at Joe Biden, you need Smokey Bear to follow him around to put out his fires."

As to how a Hologram would do in a debate?  A spokesman close to Romney said, "The History Channel could do the VP debates and create them like the CGI competitions between historical warriors.  A Reagan who's not really there should'nt have any problem beating Biden - who's only half-way there."

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