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Holgorsen's Hair To Star in New Batman Movie

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(Morgantown) As soon as movie producer Steven Davis saw WVU football coach Dana Holgorsen on TV walking up and down the sidelines, he knew Holgersen was perfect for their new movie.

"We're making another Batman movie with the Joker as the nemesis," Davis said. "As soon as I saw Holgorsen's hair, I knew he was my man. I mean, you can't teach hair to act like that."

Davis admits that Holgorsen has not taken a screen test yet. "We haven't had him read lines, but I don't care. I want that hair in my movie."

In a related story, Davis is in negotiations with Marshall University football coach Doc Holliday to star in a Western that's in pre-production. "I have no idea if he can act, but I with a name like 'Doc Holliday' I'm pretty sure he'll be a perfect fit."

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Buck Ulysses Mucket, Entertainment Reporter.

Buck became interested in the entertainment industry while working at Blockbuster Video Rental.  He prides himself in having seen more consecutive movie trailers than anyone he knows - and he can quote 5-6 of them verbatum!

Buck now works at the local Multiplex Theater and is able to slip in to watch almost all the new movie trailers before his manager catches him.  He has yet to see a movie start to finish.  He feels this gives him an untainted perspective in reviewing films because, as he puts it, "Trailers are always the best parts of the film, anyway."

Writing for TheDiggerer.com, Buck covers all things Entertainment: Television, Music, Movies and Dance (he loves Dancing with the Stars!).

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