WASHINGTON DC- After what many called the most divisive presidential campaign in history, the President made an unprecedented move to help reunite the country. Barack Hussein Obama announced he was nominating Mitt Romney to his newly created position, Secretary of Business.
HOLLYWOOD – Hollywood is buzzing with the rumors that President Barack Obama will seek to be the leader of the comedic world if he loses his reelection bid. Insiders report that he has already began
looking for an agent and is writing and recording material.
WASHINGTON- Unhappy with prospective vice-president candidates, Republican frontrunner, Mitt Romney, is looking to the past for the future. Romney has expressed interest in having a hologram of Ronald Reagan as his running partner.
Almost Gone West Virginia. Statehood in Question. President Obama is said to be revisiting the issue of West Virginia's Statehood.
Chinese President Hu Jintao was rushed to the People's Medical Center in Beijing early last week for what is rumored to have been extreme gastro intestinal blockage. The incident was a carefully guarded secret until yesterday when it was leaked by normally tight lipped American Vice President Joe Biden Easter Sunday.
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards arehorizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
CHARLESTON, WV- Add Vice President Joe Biden's name to the ever growing list of celebrities and influential names that were not aware that West Virginia is a state. Just a few months ago, ESPN's Brad Nessler make a geographical flub about West Virginia while covering The Sugar Bowl.
Joe Biden must have not have been paying attention because he made a similar mistake while speaking at a Barrack Obama rally in Charleston, WV. The Vice President's latest gaffe came in his speech Tuesday. The Vice President said ,"I hope the good people of Charleston, Virginia can come together and realize how crucial it is to Virginia that Obama wins this election."