Ku Klux Klan March in Harpers Ferry to Honor Barack Obama
HARPERS FERRY- This Friday, the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan will be holding a public rally in the historic town of Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. This rally is to endorse Barack Hussein Obama and honor his contributions to the Democratic Party.
The High School, Highway, Clinic, Etc. Formerly Known as Robert C Byrd.
In September of 2007, then Governor Joe Manchin returned the state slogan to "Wild Wonderful West Virginia". Unfortunately, this necessitated changing all highway signs that previously stated, "West Virginia, Open for Business". After that expensive change of the state slogan and signage, the state legislature is again seeking to make changes to signage across the state.
Mysterious Cloud Over Capitol Has Lawmakers in Panic
Anxious Charleston citizens and Lawmakers have been calling the National Weather Service with fears about an ominous cloud looming over the West Virginia Capitol.
WV Dems to Exhume Sen. Byrd for Cloning Purposes
CHARLESTON - West Virginia democrats have finally ran out of things to name after famed Senator Robert Byrd who died on June 28, 2010 at age 92. After naming and renaming almost one out of every three bridges and streets in West Virginia after Byrd, the democrats seemingly ran out of ways top keep Byrd's name and legacy as "The King Of Pork" alive. Desperate to relive past glory, the democrats have decided to exhume Senator Byrd's remains for cloning purposes.
