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Wednesday, 02 May 2012 12:55

Who Should I Vote For? Obama or Romney?

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Dear Golden Dome,

I'm unsure who I should vote for in the next Presidental Election.  Obama doesn't seem to care about West Virginia, but the media tells me other guy is stupid.  Besides, my granpappy voted Democrat, my daddy voted Democrat and I always have.  

Who would you vote for?

Signed, 
Died-in-the-wool Democrat

Dear Wooly,

You sure have a problem  on your hands!  Yeah, buddy!  

Let's think this through.  Sure, Romney has run businesses successfully, as well as a state government -- but Obama was a Community Organizer - and has done a gr--- well, pretty go--, um... he  hasn't been impeached!  Yet!

Sure the economy sucks, jobs are nowhere to be seen, his health care legislation is going to destroy our healthcare system, and Michelle spends vacation money like well, Michelle Obama.  

No, Obama doesn't like West Virginia, he's ignoring Senator Joe Manchin, allowing the EPA to virtually shut-down our Coal Industry, and mocks anyone who believes in the Bible and Gun Ownership... but... By Jingle - he's a Democrat!

Okay... for the first time, we don't have an answer.  We do not believe that either candidate has a real understanding of what is important to West Virginia - despite the fact that Romney has actually BEEN a Governor of a state that ranks much higher than West Virginia in well.... EVERYTHING!  But... I mean... what kind of qualification is THAT?!

Maybe, Obama??  I dunno.. 

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Dear Golden Dome

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