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Our Neighborhood Needs a Bridge - Can Russia Help?

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Dear Golden Dome,

My neighbors and myself are in mortal danger because our town is between a busy railroad track and the river.  If a train derails again (this happens about every three years) we will be trapped, unable to get to safety.  There is an underground tunnel a mile away, but it's too small for trucks and emergency vehicles.

We've asked the mayor and other officials for help, but years later - nothing has happened, there is still no bridge. If there were any kind of emergency here we would be stuck and no help could get in.  We need a bridge with a pedestrian access.

I've considered writing Russia or China for help.  Is that a good idea?  No one here seems to care.

Signed,
Bridgeless Grandma

Dear Bridgeless,

By all means contact Russia, China, France or whomever you can.  West Virginia towns and state government are simply too broke funding our special projects, legislator pay raises, government pension funds, and President Obama's unfunded mandates.  And you know what?  We've helped other countries, it's time for them to give back.  

I'm doing what I can, however -- I am mailing a box of envelopes, stamps and address book for officials in several countries for you to contact.  Good luck!

And please stop calling our offices.

STORY: Woman asks Russia, China to fund bridge - via Charleston Daily Mail

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Dear Golden Dome

Need Advice? There's no better place to look than the collective wisdom of our State Capitol. Our silver-haired WV Legislators are full of it!

No problem is too big, too small or too personal - the WV Legislature knows best!

 ...just ask them!

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