Mysterious Cloud Over Capitol Has Lawmakers in Panic
Anxious Charleston citizens and Lawmakers have been calling the National Weather Service with fears about an ominous cloud looming over the West Virginia Capitol.
Gov Tomblin to Install Solar Panels Over Gold Dome
CHARLESTON - At the end of Wednesday's press conference, Governor Tombin (D) let loose a bombshell. He announced plans to install solar panels on the West Virginia Capitol.
Fidel Castro to Visit WV State Capitol
A foreign leader visiting a state is indeed a rare occurrence and doubly so for West Virginia. Perhaps a sign of brighter things to come or in acknowledgement of West Virginia's raking as the most socialist of the fifty states, for whatever the reason, we honor the coming visit from communist superstar Fidel Castro to our Capitol.
My Iguana is Giving Me the Evil Eye
Dear Golden Dome
I recently learned that the Governor is signing a law to ban dangerous wild animals and exotic beasts in West Virginia. I have a parrot, should I be frightened for my life? Whenever it says, "Polly wanna cracker?" it's almost like she's about to say "or else". Lately, my iguana is giving me the evil eye. Is it just my imagination or should I be frightened?
Signed, Exotic Pet Owner
