The Diggerer

A recent Salon article [LINK] tries to argue away gun control opponents by nit-picking an on-line meme - namely the poster of Hitler giving the Nazi salute next to the text: "All in favor of 'gun control' raise your right hand".  While trying to promote the right for a government to disarm its citizens by mocking an internet graphic is a 'powerful' debate technique [snicker], I feel the need to respond.  

In anticipation of the November election, Madam Secretary of State, Natalie Tennant, held a press conference in the Capitol Rotunda this week to discuss the non-issue of Voter Fraud in West Virginia.

Apple sent tremors through the business world today when it was awarded a broad design patent on the wedge shape of it's Apple MacBook Air [LINK].  The audacious move furthered speculation as to the future of the technology giant under new management.  Many have whispered for years that Apple was going too far with it's patent pursuits.  However, our source has wormed it's way inside Apple and has reached the core of even more biting news.

Dear Golden Dome

I recently learned that the Governor is signing a law to ban dangerous wild animals and exotic beasts in West Virginia. I have a parrot, should I be frightened for my life? Whenever it says, "Polly wanna cracker?" it's almost like she's about to say "or else".  Lately, my iguana is giving me the evil eye.  Is it just my imagination or should I be frightened?

Signed, Exotic Pet Owner

CHARLESTON - West Virginia lawmakers ended their 60 day legislative session over the weekend by passing a ban on fast food drive thru windows.  A unanimous Senate vote and an 80-8 vote in The House of Delegates approved that all fast food resturaunts have until December 31, 2012 to disable their drive thru windows.