The Diggerer

May 1st was Alexis Daily's 7th birthday and all she asked for was a puppy.  Her father, Roger, told her that because her family lives in a tiny apartment in London, WV that it was impossible to have a dog, but she could have any pet that could live in a shoe box.  She was sad, but hopeful - her daddy didn't say no to ANY pet.

Dear Golden Dome

I recently learned that the Governor is signing a law to ban dangerous wild animals and exotic beasts in West Virginia. I have a parrot, should I be frightened for my life? Whenever it says, "Polly wanna cracker?" it's almost like she's about to say "or else".  Lately, my iguana is giving me the evil eye.  Is it just my imagination or should I be frightened?

Signed, Exotic Pet Owner