Dear Golden Dome
I recently learned that the Governor is signing a law to ban dangerous wild animals and exotic beasts in West Virginia. I have a parrot, should I be frightened for my life? Whenever it says, "Polly wanna cracker?" it's almost like she's about to say "or else". Lately, my iguana is giving me the evil eye. Is it just my imagination or should I be frightened?
Signed, Exotic Pet Owner