The Diggerer

LOGAN- When Todd Mathews dressed up as a zombie to attend Logan High School's Halloween party, the senior did not considered he was doing anything wrong. It was, in fact, the third year in a row that he had dressed like 'the Walking Dead' -- it was, however, the first year he was sent home for doing so.

Guyandotte W.V.-- Sources have indicated that the International Zombie Alliance have revealed they will be invading the town of Guyandotte W.V. located on the Ohio River.

Zombies! Storms! Floods! and Power Outages hitting several states including Washington D.C. and West Virginia!  The end may be nearer than we imagined. W.Va. Governor Earl Ray Tomblin took to the airwaves and declared a state of emergency.

As we head into the weekend, I want to show you a short video on how to put everything together that we have talked about so far.

Today we want to talk about securing your position. As with every tip I have written it will differ according to your location. I am going to use my home as example. You can take my plan and apply it to any home.

I feel I have done you all a disservice. If you are still alive and reading this then I apologize. The very first thing I should have told you when making your plan is that you need a handbook. This is not just any handbook it's the most important hand book when dealing with the undead. It is the Zombie Survival Guide. So if you still have a beating heart, please do yourself a favor and pick up this handbook.

Today instead of talking about weapons again I want to talk about transportation. Don't worry we will talk about the skull smashing melee weapons before this week is over.

Here at the Diggerer we want to keep you safe. With the recent Zombie sightings in West Virginia we have decided now is the time to teach you to survive. Without further ado we would like to introduce you to our newest feature by Shepherd University Professor, Dr. Pat Hogen: