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Thursday, 28 June 2012 07:34

Zombie Survival Tip #6: Securing Your Home

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Today we want to talk about securing your position. As with every tip I have written it will differ according to your location. I am going to use my home as example. You can take my plan and apply it to any home.

I live in a 2-story home. The bottom floor is cinderblock with vinyl siding over it. I have a total of 4 windows downstairs. 2 of which are over 8 feet long. The windows are less than a year old and I have 2 brand new doors, one on the front of the house and one on the side that is covered by a car part. You have a couple choices here. The first things you can do are taking off other interior doors and nail them up over your windows. I can do that for my 2 smaller windows. If you have some 2 X 4’s or plywood around the house they will work just as well. In my yard I have 2 large rolls of chain link fence. The fence is about 8 foot tall and probably 50-60 ft. long. I fully intend to cut the fence to the length of my large windows. I will nail up the fence on the outside and the inside. My doors I will back up a car in front of the one under the carport. The front door I will put a car in front of that door as well.

Now we move upstairs. The only thing that needs secured upstairs is my backdoor. I have a brand new sliding glass door. Outside that door is a deck and beyond the deck is the mountainside. My deck has about a 4 ft. gap between the deck and the hillside. I don’t believe the undead will be able to make that jump. I however wont be taking any chances. I plan on using the left over chain link fence, doors, and plywood to create a wall on the back of the deck. I would have protection plus be able to get on the deck for water gathering, sun to grow plants, and other out door activities. The windows on the top of the house are brand new as well and too far for any warm bodied person to reach let alone the undead.

One thing that you cant do whatsoever is block yourself in. Make sure you have a way to escape. Check out the info graphic below for some ideas.

UltimateGuideToZombieProofingYourHomeAndStayingAlive

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Dr. Pat Hogen

Dr. Pat Hogen is the George Romero Distiguished Professor of Science at Sherpherd University where he has served since 1990. In 1968 he won the John A. Russo Prize in Pandemic Research and Survival.

Dr. Pat Hogen also served in the Marines for 8 years and brought his knowledge of Science and Marine survival techniques together in his 2009 best-seller, "How to Do Science and Marine Stuff" - Harper Collins.

Under Dr. Hogen's leadership, Shepherd University has become the East Coast's top Research Center for Zombie Studies.  We are proud to have Dr. Pat Hogen as a contributing writer at TheDiggerer.com.

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