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Wednesday, 25 July 2012 09:09

Live Beyond the Reach of the Power Grid!

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PAID ADVERTISEMENT- Hi there, 5 years ago I found a device that  has helped me reduce my dependence on the power grid and I want to help you do the same!  Before I begin let me introduce myself.  My name is Tad Aubvios (that's my ugly mug to the left) and I'm just an average West Virginian nerd...except for the fact that I don't pay high electric bills like you probably do.

nerdYou see, five years ago, I was in quite a money jam and I was on the verge of having to move out of my West Virginia home and into a tar paper shed to afford my utility and home bills; however, a good friend showed me something that changed my life...

She showed me a device that could control the amount of energy her house consumed.  I know this sounds like psuedo-science and fairy tales, but this is real. AND you may already have several of these in your home, right now!

I know what you're thinking, "a device like this must cost thousands!"  

While it's true the U.S. Military has several of these devices that cost upwards of tens of thousands of dollars, the average  home-owner can purchase similar devices for less than a bottle of soda! 

In fact, it's quite possible you already own one or more of these amazing devices -- and they may already be installed in your home!!

In 1884, little known, but prolific English, inventor John Henry Holmes created this forgotten marvel of the electical age.  Holmes was the inventor who lit the Suez Canal and allowed safe travel at night, boosting profitability due to increased operating hours.  His latest invention, however, would prove to accomplish the opposite.  Power companies would lose billions if people knew of it's existance so they planned to bury it!

Before they could organize their opposition, the electrical revolution took on a life of it's own and contractors were already installing them into homes!  As it turned out, power companies had little to fear.  People soon forgot about the device, and generations later we've all but forgotten it ever existed.

While Congress is busy outlawing incandescent lighting in favor of dangerous, mercury-filled CFL bulbs [LINK], you can potentially save hundreds of dollars a year by making use of this ancient, technological marvel.

ordernowbookWhat can YOU do with a few extra hundred dollars each year?

Considering the cost of gas, I'm planning to use my savings to travel to Martinsburg and visit a park!  You may wish to use the savings from several years and go out-of-state... the possiblities are endless!

You don't have to be an engineer or electrician.  This requires no extra tools or experience.  Trust me! I was as skeptical as you are right now.  This device is so simple to use, I was embarrased when my friend showed it to me.  I am happy to report my power bills are smaller every month the more I use it!  You'll be a pro in minutes!

The positive impact this has had on my life (and pocket book!) has been tremendous and that's why I wrote a guide to teach others how to get going with this amazing device.

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  • I will show you who to find this device in your home of local hardware store.
  • I will show you how to make this device work to reduce your power dependency!

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