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Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:12

EPA Charges County with Dihydrogen Monoxide Pollution

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Yesterday, under authority of the Clean Water Act, the EPA charged Fairfax County, Virgina with polluting Accotink Creek with Dihydrogen Monoxide.  County officials will be required to spend up to $500 million to fix the system that has been allowing DHMO to flow freely into the local waterway [LINK].

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and sickens over 4 billion and kills over 2 million people every year (United Nations World Health Organization, 2008: www.WHO.Int). Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

"Recreational DHMO illness can have a significant impact on public health not only because of the severity of the illness but also the number of people who die."*
*Department of Health, State Of Washington (www2.DOH.WA.Gov).

Dihydrogen monoxide:

  • is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
  • contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
  • may cause severe burns.
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
  • contamination has been found in all floodwaters where death has occurred and violent thunderstorm rains containing destructive lightning.
  • changing from crystalline to liquid is a leading cause of the destruction of arctic ice and glaciers.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California. DHMO contamination is even found in most cells in the human body!

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

  • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
  • in nuclear power plants.
  • in the production of styrofoam.
  • as a fire retardant.
  • in many forms of cruel animal research.
  • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
  • as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
  • to dissolve medicines before giving them to children and older adults.
  • Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

banbigUp until now, the American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the Navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive millions of tons of pure DHMO through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network daily. Many facilities store large quantities for later use. Many municipalities also have DHMO storage facilities.

It's Not Too Late!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination . Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know can hurt you and others throughout the world. Write to your Congress person and Senator. Urge them to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide NOW! Brought to you by the Coalition to Ban DHMO: http://BanDHMO.org


Further Reading: 

  • Anderson, A., & Olson, L. (1961). DHMO: The Untold Story. Chicago: Paladium Press.
  • ________. (2007, April 1). Ahmadinejad: A rain of DHMO if Isreal attacks nuclear facilities. (Editorial). The Wall Street Journal.
  • Cavuto, N.J. (2003, February 12). DHMO: Was this Saddam Hussein's 'Weapon of Mass Destruction'? MSNBC.
  • Faiano, P. (2006). Weaponizing DHMO. International Journal of Inorganic Chemistry.
  • O'Boyle, J. (1997, January 7). DiHydrogen Monoxide: What We Don't Know Can Hurt Us!. USA Today.
  • Win-Tang Woo, K. (1948). DHMO: Molecular and Constancy Theory. London: Oxford University Press.
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Edward G. Acres

Edward G. Acres is a technology writer, best known for his weekly column in the Technology Section of the Ad Bulletin and the many occassions he would call The Kim Komando Show with a question on fixing his computer.

Born in Charlton Heights, West Virginia, Edward grew up in Fayette County and graduated from WVU Tech in Montgomery with a diploma in computing.

When not writing articles for TheDiggerer.com, Mr. Acres enjoys searching for bargains from Tiger Direct and NewEgg while waiting for his TRS 80 computer to boot up.

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