Last night, Bigfoot was arrested just outside Beckley city limits for allegedly operating a meth lab. A fire broke out in the trailer where Bigfoot was cooking meth and his fur caught on fire. Bigfoot's hair has been mangled and unkempt and it was that long and mangled hair that kept him from getting burned badly. Although his hair was burned off in most of his upper body, his skin was not burned. When the Beckley police arrived after they received a call about the fire, they found him rolling on the ground.
Beckley Police Chief Brad Berry said, "It's really a tragic case and most of the residents in the area really feel for him. He is just another case of a celebrity who has fallen on hard times. He has turned to drugs and alcohol because he has been unable to find work. He has been typecast as a monster and cannot find work in acting, which is his chosen field. The Bigfoot type of monsters have not been very popular of late with all of the interest in romantic goth horror figures like Vampires and WereWolves. It is really a shame what he has become. He's once was a tough beast in top shape but he has eaten right and lost his muscle tone and has a gut from all the beer he drinks. The meth has caused his once sharp fangs to fall out."
Bigfoot has refused to talk to the media. However, Bigfoot's manager, Charlie Trumpett told TheDiggerer, "Bigfoot is very upset with the interest in Sasquatch. He breaks a TV set every time Jack Links' Messing With Sasquatch commercial comes on. He insists that they are using Sasquatch so they do not have to pay him royalties that he is due if they use his name Bigfoot."
Bigfoot is scheduled to appear in Raleigh County Court to state his plea in the case on Monday, he is currently lodged in The Raleigh County Southern Regional Jail.
