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Sunday, 28 October 2012 20:31

Obama Administration Alleges Frankenstorm Caused By Youtube Video

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WASHINGTON- During his regularly scheduled White House Press Conference, President Obama laid blame for the impending "Frankenstorm on a controversial Youtube video.

After coming before the American people to remind them to be quick to obey instructions given to them by government officials (VIDEO) , Obama stayed for questioning, as he loves to do.  TheDiggerer asked if Al Gore was correct when he stated Global Warming was the cause of this unusual storm.  The President's response was thoughtful and stern, "This storm was created by irresponsible people who posted a recent Youtube video.  We will bring the responsible parties to justice... right after we fix, I mean, WIN -- the election."

The video in question is titled, "Frankenstorm Hurricane Sandy manipulated by HAARP to disrupt presidential election?" uses video footage from ABC News, CBS News and the Associated Press to lay out a case that the current administration is using secret weather altering technology to manipulate three different weather patterns to create a 'Frankenstorm' to disrupt upcoming elections - thereby staying in power.

White House spokesman, Jay Carney took to the podium to offer cover for the President, "First of all, let's be clear what transpired here. What is happening this week on the East Coast, in the Atlantic, was a direct result of a heinous and offensive video that was widely disseminated, that stated the US government had something to do with the weather, is reprehensible and disgusting."

Asked how widespread the damage may be, Carney said, "We expect widespread power outages down the east coast across several states.  These outages may go so long, they could even disrupt the elections.  We have spoken to Democrat governors in all these states and they all believe we should continue in power until Obama's America is able to take care of itself, normally.  However, we don't anticipate that happening for quite some time."

This marks the second time this month that the Obama administration was able to blame a YouTube video.  At least they are no longer blaming Bush.

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