Inmates Perish in Guantanamo Bay Fire
Guantanamo Bay burned to the ground this morning after an inmate apparently stole matches from a guard and attempted to light his prayer mat on fire. The desperate act was believed to be an escalation of the on-going protest within the prison facility. All inmates were consumed by the inferno, however reports state all guards are safe.
Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Pastor Fred Phelps Funeral
KANSAS- Members of the Westboro Baptist Church are staging another hate-filled protest this week but it will be their last. And this time many Americans may feel like joining in. This Friday, the Westboro Baptist Church will be picketing the funeral of the Westboro Baptist Church leader, Fred Phelps.
Funeral Homes To Offer Deceased Family Member Auto Decals
You can't drive down the interstate without encountering vehicles displaying their family in sticker form on their back window. At a glance, it's easy to know the makeup of the whole family; Dad, Mom, Sisters, Brothers, and even cats and dogs. They now come in basic stick figure families to comical Zombies, Star Trek and an almost endless other styles. Appearently, some people still felt something was missing.
Now, Fast Signs is working with area funeral homes to offer decals that represent your deceased family members and pets. But, not as zombies...
WV Democrats VOTE & DIE Campaign
CHARLESTON, WV - The capital of West Virginia was alive with talk of the undead as West Virginia senators spoke on behalf of "Zombie Rights". The Democratic senators insisted that Republicans have discriminated against the dead and have forced them to vote illegally for years.
