Female Inmates Get MP3 Players
Morgantown: 400 female inmates have received MP3 players as part of a program to "bring the quality of entertainment behind bars into the 21st Century". For the teknologikally impaired, MP3 stands for "Music Player 3000": a fancy electric device that can hold 3000 songs.
Asked why they chose MP3 devices instead of the more popular Apple iPod (Internet Player of Device), inmate spokesperson Ima Inheerferlife said Steve Jobs wasn't known for innovative ideas.
Steve Jobs could not be reached for comment.






