Obama unveiled some of his fiery material at the annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. He vowed to "win the war on Christmas" and replace the former ban on gays serving openly in the military with a policy called "It's Raining Men."
A White House insider said ,"The President is really worried. He knows his approval rating is down. He knows he may lose. But if he does he can do a reverse Reagan and become a big movie star and standup comedienne and make a lot more money. Then with his increased popularity he can run again and win in the future."
A top Hollywood agent, Doug Rhymes, said, "He's young, talented and is good looking. Everyone knows who he is. He's hip and the MTV generation loves him. Who wouldn't love to represent him or have him in their movie?"
Among rumored projects are a comedy cd and tour, hosting a late night television talk show, and a series of buddy movies with Joe Biden. Rhymes said, "Now there's a classic odd couple. Obama cool and laid back and Biden as the classic bumbling idiot like he is now."
Rush Limbaugh mentioned the rumor on his talk show, "Why wouldn't he be a good comedienne? He's a joke and his policies are punch lines."
The Hollywood buzz suggests if Obama loses the presidency, then he could make as much as $100 million in his first year as an actor / commedianne. Limbaugh said, "I hear his monitor and hot mic are very excited about the opportunity."