In a world full of bad news... we're WORSE!

Monday, 14 May 2012 22:13

Unusual Pet Gets Family Evicted

Written by 
Rate this item
(2 votes)

May 1st was Alexis Daily's 7th birthday and all she asked for was a puppy.  Her father, Roger, told her that because her family lives in a tiny apartment in London, WV that it was impossible to have a dog, but she could have any pet that could live in a shoe box.  She was sad, but hopeful - her daddy didn't say no to ANY pet.

At the family picnic at Summersville Lake on her birthday Alexis found her new best friend that lives happily in a shoebox, and Missy is its name.  Missy is a Misquito.  

Alexis couldn't be happier.  "My sister wishes Edward from Twilight was her boyfriend - well, my pet is a REAL blood sucker not some fake, glittery vampire, yuck!"

littlegirlMissy was not immediately accepted by everyone in Alexis's family.  Amy, her mother, did not approve at all.  "It gives me the creeps!" She says with a shudder, "It's an ugly, nasty bug!"

However, Roger Daily approves. "I was surprised, but since I wouldn't let her have a dog I didn't want to say no, again.  Besides, mosquitos don't take up space or eat much and they don't even leave 'surprises' anywhere.  There's no poo to clean up!  Plus, Alexis and Missy struck up an instant friendship. Missy clings to Alexis wherever she goes."

Her father's blessing wasn't enough at school.  When Alexis showed up with Missy and her shoebox for Show and Tell, she was sent home.  Her teacher, Angie Davis, said, "Missy bit two students. I feel it is an inappropriate pet for a child."

The bad news didn't end with school.  The Daily's were informed by their landlord that Missy was not welcome at London Square Apartments. The landlord, Ralph Riggio, said, "I can't have the whole building catch West Nile Disease or Malaria."

Roger is backing Alexis and Missy and the family is looking for a new home. Roger Daily said, "I feel Missy is being discrminated against because she and her pet are different.  I am teaching Alexis to stand up for what she thinks is right."

The Davis family are looking for an attorney to represent their case.  If you know an attorney who is interested in blood-sucking we will forward your information to the family.

bigscreendonation
Read 3839 times Last modified on Friday, 29 June 2012 21:29
Alligator Jackson

Alligator Jackson is a recording artist on 9 Lives Records. His seven southern rock cds have sold world wide.

His books "The Legend of Alligator Jackson" and "Evil Or Divine" have been published by Publish America. His latest book "Money Town" is on 9 Lives Records.

Alligator Jackson was a regular cast member and writer for the internet radio shows "Westlake and The Pig" and "The Fabulous Dancing Pig Show". Along with The Pig, he is part of the political comedy team Piglitical.

His political commentary, music reviews, and other blogs are at www.alligatorjackson.net. AJ has three degrees from Marshall University including a masters degree.

Leave a comment

Make sure you enter the (*) required information where indicated. HTML code is not allowed.

friendsofcoal

footerlogoTheDiggerer.com is a satire news site for the state of West Virginia.  If you like news and like to laugh, thank you for visiting - we hope you enjoy your stay! 
If you are offended, disgusted, etc. please use the BACK button or go HERE.
We do accept SUBMISSIONS in several categories: Dear Golden Dome, Articles, Somewhere in WVa, Sports, etc.  Submissions become the property of TheDiggerer.com. For more details click HERE.

Our Domains

TheDiggerer.com
Diggerer.com
BuckMucket.com
WVRamp.com
RampWV.com
OddWV.com
DGGRR.com
WVRag.com
TheWVRag.com
TheWVRamp.com
WestVirginiaRag.com
SomewhereinWV.com
SomewhereinWVa.com
TheWestVirginiaRag.com