Nugent acknowledged earlier that "the Secret Service have their duty and I have mine." Nugent known for his wild antics alledgedly swung into the meeting on a rope donned only in a lepord-skinned loincloth. According to one eye witness, "The Secret Service pulled out weapons when Nugent came flying in. But he leaped from the rope and got one of those guys in a stranglehold. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen! Ol' Nuge backs up what he says. I thought he'd be full of hot air but he jumped around like a man with Cat Scratch Fever."
Nugent was quoted as saying, "why don't you boys go back and buy you some more Wang Dang Sweet Poontang and some more coke." and left the room whith a tie and a belt in his hands. He proudly proclaimed those items as "trophies" and said that he was hanging those in his den next to heads of wild animals he has killed.
"Those boys were scared. I tracked one of 'em clean through the building and got him in a trap. I didn't hurt none of them though, those guys were just doing their jobs. It does show that we need some real Republicans in office. We need men that aren't going to run when the going gets tough. But if Obama thinks he's seen me at my worst, wait till they try to come for ol' Nuge's guns. It'll be a Free For All."
The Secret Service has declined to comment on the incident except to say they no longer have Ted Nugent on their list and they will not bother him any more.
Nugent says he plans to continue "rallying the republican troops against the criminals in office."