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Tuesday, 18 June 2013 00:00

Attack of the Killer Stink Bugs!

We've been invaded by illegal aliens! They've infiltrated West Virginia as well as over 30 other states.  To date, no government agency has been willing or able to stop their take over of the United States of America.  

Of course, we're talking of the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug.

Published in Life & Style

Yesterday, under authority of the Clean Water Act, the EPA charged Fairfax County, Virgina with polluting Accotink Creek with Dihydrogen Monoxide.  County officials will be required to spend up to $500 million to fix the system that has been allowing DHMO to flow freely into the local waterway [LINK].

Published in Laws & Crime

"Come over to the dark side," said Senator Rockefeller through a raspy voice.  He then cleared his throat and continued, "It will be much quieter here in the corner for our interview."

Published in Business & Technology
Monday, 02 July 2012 21:43

Attack of the Killer Stink Bugs!

We've been invaded by illegal aliens! They've infiltrated West Virginia as well as over 30 other states.  To date, no government agency has been willing or able to stop their take over of the United States of America.  

Of course, we're talking of the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug.

Published in Life & Style

For the second time in a week, Obama has evoked Executive Privilege and for the second time in history, West Virginia's statehood teetered in the balance.  This time it lost.

Published in Religion & Politics

LOGAN - Word is spreading that a John Henry's face was found on chunk of coal found in a mine in West Virginia - and as news is spreading, so too, is hope.

Published in Miscellaneous

Anxious Charleston citizens and Lawmakers have been calling the National Weather Service with fears about an ominous cloud looming over the West Virginia Capitol.

Published in Religion & Politics

Something has happened to Democrat Representative Nick Joe Rahall (DEMOCRAT).

Earlier he had to take Joe Manchin to task for being critial of the EPA saying he was, "still confident that the EPA — as a matter of fact, I know they will, they have told me they will — will work with our industry to make the necessary corrections or revisions or tweaking or whatever is necessary, where the operator wishes to pursue such permits."  He also said, "In spite of the fact Obama Administration has stated repeatedly they do NOT support the coal industry - I still know they will, they have told me they will make the necessary corrections or revisions or tweaking or whatever or something, maybe, I don't really know... What was the question again?"

Published in Religion & Politics

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