Hillbilly Medical Terms
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- Benign - what you be, after you be eight.
- Artery - the study of paintings.
- Bacteria - back door to cafeteria.
- Barium - what doctors do when patients die.
- Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome.
- Cat scan - searching for kitty.
- Cauterize - made eye contact with her.
- Coma - a punctuation mark.
- D & C - where Washington is.
- Dilate - to live long.
- Enema - not a friend.
- Fester - quicker than someone else.
- Fibula - a small lie.
- Genital - a non-Jewish person.
- GI series - world series of military baseball.
- Hangnail - what you hang your coat on.
- Impotent - distinguished, well-known.
- Labor pain - getting hurt at work.
- Medical staff - a doctor’s cane.
- Morbid - a higher offer.
- Nitrates - cheaper than day rates.
- Node - I knew it.
- Outpatient - a person who has fainted.
- Pap Smear - a fatherhood test.
- Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative - a letter carrier.
- Recovery room - place to do upholstery.
- Rectum - darn near killed him.
- Seizure - a Roman emperor.
- Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport.
- Tumor - one plus one more
- Urine - opposite of you’re out.
- Varicose - nearby / close by.
