WASHINGTON DC- "Belly up to the Bar" has taken on a new meaning that Michelle Obama thinks has become a problem in America. Speaking at the United Nations, Mrs. Obama told world delegates that Americans are overfeeding themselves into the grave. She believes one of the reasons is the 'All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet', and she's making it her mission to close them, down for good.
BREAKING! In a stunning blow to President Barack Obama, the Supreme Court has disagreed with his stance that the Individual Mandate was "absolutley not a tax". On ABC's "This Week" with host George Stephanopolos, Obama went on the defensive:
Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
Michelle Obama is no stranger to the battle with obesity. Since her husbands rise to the Presidency, Mrs. Obama has made it a point to involve herself in the decision making of every American family.