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Last Updated on 30 April 2012
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West Virginia, Julia Pierpoint, and The Story of Decoration Day (Memorial Day)
In honor of Memorial Day, I have written the following TRUE account of the holidays origin: 1866- It had been three years since Francis Harrison…
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Michelle Obama Is Fed-Up With All You Can Eat Buffets
WASHINGTON DC- "Belly up to the Bar" has taken on a new meaning that Michelle Obama thinks has become a problem in America. Speaking at…
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How to Prevent a Heart Attack
This is the final word on nutrition . . . . and heart attacks:
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Disney Readies New Star Wars Movies
BURBANK CA- With Disney taking full ownership of Star Wars several months ago, studio heads have been eager to get their three-fingered, white gloves on…
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Today is Bring Your Gun To Work Day
CHARLESTON- In case you missed it, this Monday is "Bring Your Gun To Work, Day". But be warned the special day does not -- we…
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Inmates Perish in Guantanamo Bay Fire
Guantanamo Bay burned to the ground this morning after an inmate apparently stole matches from a guard and attempted to light his prayer mat on…
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Tomblin and Morrisey Join to Support Obamacare for WVa Future
CHARLESTON- After President Obama's unsuccessful attempt to dissolve the state of West Virginia last year, relations have been strained between the occupants of the similar…
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Obama Promises Banana Peel Ban Will Slip Into Law
Today, President Obama once again threatened to sign an executive order designed to protect millions from unnecessary and preventable injury.
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The Gandeeville Frowny Face Mystery Exposed
GANDEEVILLE- If you drove down through Gandeeville on your way down 119, you would be forgiven for not giving the small yellow signs a second…
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Firefly Is Coming Back at Warp Speed
Eyeing the resurgence of science fiction tv shows like SYFY's Defiance and seeing the successful relaunch of Paramount's aging Star Trek franchise, FOX has decided…
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Brave Senior Stands Up For Right to Not Be Offended
There is a local story that has gone national of a brave young lady who is standing up against the evils of abstinence. Her first…
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Justin Bieber Died Saving World from Certain Destruction
South Korea- Sunday evening, a North Korean nuclear missile sent to destroy South Korea was intercepted thus saving the word from catastrophe. The missile wasn't…
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WV Out of Running After Senator Manchin Running His Mouth
WASH DC- At a time where Gun Manufacturers are pulling up roots left and right to move to more freedom-friendly states, Freshman Senator Joe Manchin…
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Belly Up to the Bar on Your Next Trip to Walmart
WALMART- Calling them "The Ultimate Relaxation Station" the infamous department store chain is adding Adult-Only bars to select Superstores across the nation, starting on the…
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Fat Pattys Closes Doors Two Months After Doing Right Thing
HUNTINGTON- While most fast food businesses around the country are slashing employee hours to sidestep Obamacare and preserve precious profits, one WV-based burger joint did…
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Charleston Mayor Danny Jones Removes Guns from City Police
Still fuming over the House's passage of pro-gun rights bill, HB2760, Charleston Mayor, Danny Jones announced startling changes for the city's police force. Starting next…
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Teachers Union Opposes Easter Sunrise Services
Taking a break from the Reconnecting McDowell project, The American Federation of Teachers is speaking out on behalf of all students in West Virginia. At…
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WV Legislature Votes for Marriage Equality
CHARLESTON- In a surprising move to supersede the United States Supreme Court, WV Legislators put to vote the Equal Rights Law for marriage in West…
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Father and Son Discover Japanese Sub in Ohio River
WHEELING- When Rod Fly and his son Bob went out on the Ohio River this morning, they hoped to catch a big one. If not,…
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OPED Shampoo Warning
OPED- DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!
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Salami Lobby Claims Success as Pepperoni Roll Named Official State Food
CHARLESTON- Appearing out of nowhere, a resolution was put forward Tuesday and successfully voted on to name the Pepperoni Roll was named the "Official State…
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Main Stream Media Discovers Secret of Pope Francis
ROME- In a surprising revelation this weekend, it appears the 2013 Holy Conclave made an unexpected selection for the 266th Pope. If early reports are…
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Facts About Your Social Security Card
Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it.…
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Ohio Drivers To Be Sued for Reckless Driving
A bill before the West Virginia Legislature attempts a pre-emptive strike against all Ohio drivers by suing them for emotional distress, property damage and “just…
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Elementary Girl Suspended After Gun Doodle Complaint
CROSS LANES- Sissy Peasnik, a student at Point Harmony Elementary School in Cross Lanes, was expelled this week when a complaint was made about a…