Fed Gov't Mandating Halal Certification For All Turkeys
Don't bother saying grace over your Thanksgiving Turkey this year. The Federal Government has already seen to it that it has been blessed. At least according to Muslim tradition, that is.
Little League Team Changing Name to Tiny Tebows
MARTINSBURG- A Berkley County Little League Team has a new NFL Sponsor and a new name. Not everyone is happy with the changes and several parent groups have complained to the League Commission to ban them from playing.
Funeral Homes To Offer Deceased Family Member Auto Decals
You can't drive down the interstate without encountering vehicles displaying their family in sticker form on their back window. At a glance, it's easy to know the makeup of the whole family; Dad, Mom, Sisters, Brothers, and even cats and dogs. They now come in basic stick figure families to comical Zombies, Star Trek and an almost endless other styles. Appearently, some people still felt something was missing.
Now, Fast Signs is working with area funeral homes to offer decals that represent your deceased family members and pets. But, not as zombies...
You Don't Know S---
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger."
