Tomblin Says Sandy Brought Early Taste of Post Coal Power Levels
CHARLESTON- Governor Earl Ray Tomblin says the damage and volume of snow is unbelievable across West Virginia, during a tour Wednesday. Tomblin stated this may be a good opportunity for the state to take stock and get used to post-coal power levels in Obama's new America.
Tomblin to Attempt High Altitude Jump Over Capitol
CHARLESTON- Governor Earl Ray Tomblin (DEMOCRAT) is attempting a daring, high-altitude jump over the West Virginia Capitol this Friday.
WVa Cemeteries Vandalized with Political Stickers
LINCOLN COUNTY- WV State Police are looking for suspects that have been vandalizing cemeteries in several WVa counties. Vandals are reportedly placing political stickers on tombstones that read, "I AM DEAD AND I VOTE". The stickers also have the tag line, "Paid for by the 2012 West Virginia Democrat Zombie Coalition." Police also reported finding a few Obama 2012 stickers.
Earl Ray Offers Amnesty to Illegal Elk
CHARLESTON- Hunters and Anglers starting cleaning their weapons this week in anticipation when Governor Earl Ray Tomblin announced plans to reintroduce Elk to West Virginia. That is, until they realized he wasn't bringing them in for hunting.
The High School, Highway, Clinic, Etc. Formerly Known as Robert C Byrd.
In September of 2007, then Governor Joe Manchin returned the state slogan to "Wild Wonderful West Virginia". Unfortunately, this necessitated changing all highway signs that previously stated, "West Virginia, Open for Business". After that expensive change of the state slogan and signage, the state legislature is again seeking to make changes to signage across the state.
Obama 1 - Lincoln 0. W.VA. No Longer A State.
For the second time in a week, Obama has evoked Executive Privilege and for the second time in history, West Virginia's statehood teetered in the balance. This time it lost.
Romney WV Adopts Mitt Romney As Honorary Citizen
On the day of West Virginia's 149th Birthday, her oldest town, is getting a new son. Romney, WV has adopted Mitt Romney as an honorary citizen.
Baldwin Says Ban Large Soft Drinks in WVa
NEW YORK - Conterversial actor Alec Baldwin says he agrees with New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's iniative to limit soda consumption and has taken it one step further. The loud mouth liberal thinks that West Virginia should be added to that list. Balwin says that no one in West Virginia should be able to buy more than 32oz of sugar drinks at a time.
