The Diggerer

CHARLESTON- It's that time of year again!  Time to look in the mirror and realize you are just as alone as you were last year on Valentine's Day.  Never fear!  Husson's Pizza has just the thing to fill your heart ...or at least your stomach.

HUNTINGTON- Beginning this Saturday, the Dutch Miller Auto Group will have more to offer than just great deals on automobiles... they will also have great deals on furniture!

WHEELING- Several West Virginia schools are getting a new menu this year thanks to two television personalities; Jamie Oliver and Jared Fogle.  They've never met, but in a virtual tag-team effort they may be changing WVa public school meals forever.

Sure, the Muslim Brotherhood is now in charge of Egypt and considered one of the Arab world's largest and most influencial Islamic movements, but it hasn't always been so well-revered.  Why only last year FBI Director Robert Mueller told a House committe that elements of the Muslim Brotherhood are in the United States have supported terrorism here and overseas. And their ideology has inspired terrorists such as Osama bin Laden.  It has also been called one of the world's most insidious and implacable jihad organizations [LINK].

It's a good thing Nick Joe Rahall is so open-minded. He was supporitive of the terrorist-friendly group before it was cool.

Guyandotte W.V.-- Sources have indicated that the International Zombie Alliance have revealed they will be invading the town of Guyandotte W.V. located on the Ohio River.

HUNTINGTON - Months before the election of 2012 has even taken place, Alligator Jackson announced his intentions to run for Mayor of Huntington in 2016. The self-proclaimed "world's only beer drinking and geetar pickin' real life alligator" anounced offically kicked off his campaign at Jake's Bar in Huntington at 2:35 AM Saturday morning after a couple of rounds of tequillia.

GUYANDOTTE- Guyandotte became West Virginia's newest city as it seceded from Huntington in yesterdays election and will now stand on it's own.

HUNTINGTON - For years Alligator Jackson sang and wrote about his favorite beer - Crocweiser.  He dreamed of his beloved home brew being available to the masses.  His dream is brewing true because the recipe that was previously only found in Alligator Jackson's swamp is coming to a bar near you.

HUNTINGTON - Randy Johnson did not get an opportunity to celebrate his victory in The Cabell County Magistrate Primary Tuesday night like the other six Democrat winners did. Johnson, who finished with 2010 votes, was third overall in the race.

An annual meeting of the Mayors of West Virginia at the state capital in Charleston turned violent Tuesday evening. Johnny Simpkins, the mayor of Morgantown, and Chris Ward, the mayor of Princeton got into a disagreement that turned into a brawl.