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Friday, 13 July 2012 00:17

Construction Worker Has Run of Bad Luck on Friday 13th

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The following is a response letter to the WV Worker's Compensation Office.  It was submitted by a Wheeling construction worker who suffered a bit of bad luck one fateful Friday the Thirteenth.

Dear Sir:

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident report form.  I wrote "Bad Luck" as the cause of my accident. I'm not superstitious by nature, but the day of the accident was Friday the Thirteenth.  You asked for a fuller explanation, and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade.  On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new thirteen-story building in Wheeling. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which when weighed later were found to weigh 666 lbs.

Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the thirteenth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 666 lbs of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 213 lbs.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the 7th floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in Section 3, accident reporting form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley which I mentioned in Paragraph 2 of this correspondence. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 70 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. in paragraph  4.

As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the 7th floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope.

The empty 70 pound barrel, weighing more than the rope I had let go, fell rapidly to earth, resulting in the two broken forearms and wrists when I raised by arms to protect myself.

I hope this information satisfactorily fulfills your request for further information concerning my 'Bad Luck".

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