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It wasn't that they weren't happy to see him.  In truth, they'd looked for him for years. They just didn't expect him to ever come back -- certainly not looking like he did, but fifty-nine years will take its toll on anyone.  This wasn't just anyone however, this was the famous Phantom of Flatwoods.  And the years had not been kind.

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