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Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:20

Area Vampires Say Bite Me

PRINCETON- A homeless man was found murdered and drained of his blood in Princeton Monday night. The body of Jeffery Jennings was found just before midnight in the alley behind the Princeton Taco Bell. Police say an eyewitness stumbled upon the scene and described the incident as 'horrible... like a Vampire attack." A manuscript was left at the scene that also supports the theory that the man was attacked by Vampires.

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