Jackson said, "Just because the election of 2012 hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it isn't over. Alligator Jackson offically declares Steve Williams as the winner of Huntington's mayoral race for 2012. I'm calling you out Steve Williams! You have just three years to lower my taxes, do away with Wolfe's goofy fees, get rid of the hookers in Huntington, send the Detroit drug dealers packin' back to Michigan, and generally not f---- things up any more than they already are or the gator's gonna chomp you in the next election!"
The tall, green two-legged alligator stated that he intends to regroup the Huntington Republican Party and march them to glory in 2016. "Huntington is becoming more and more of a swamp. We have leeches and snakes in the form of prostitutes and drug dealers running the streets in Huntington, might as well have an alligator in charge. My slogan is "Yes Beer No Drugs." Another slogan is "More Bartenders less Drug Dealers". Because beer gives me the only high I need."
Alligator Jackson intends on holding weekly press conferences at Happy Hours at various bars each week until the election in November 2012. "It's time to take back Huntington. I care about Huntington so I'm making the sacrifice. I'm willing to spend even more of my time in bars than Mayor David Felinton did. I'm vowing to return Huntington to the drunken glory days of the late great George Mallot.
"Oh, yeah," added Jackson, "I'm also in favor of the lowering the beer tax."
