Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:10
Salami Lobby Claims Success as Pepperoni Roll Named Official State Food
CHARLESTON- Appearing out of nowhere, a resolution was put forward Tuesday and successfully voted on to name the Pepperoni Roll was named the "Official State Food" of West Virginia.
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Life & Style
Sunday, 29 July 2012 20:37
R.U.M.P.S. Killing WVa Jobs One Protest at a Time
"We were afraid for our lives," said protester Poni Moonglow. "Don't these stupid miners understand we came to save their lives? Coal is not a way of life -- it's a way of death -- for them, their children and their children's children."
Poni is the great, great grandson from a Kentucky Coal Miner family, so he knows. "I should be dead with everything my college professor told me about the dangers of coal mining. I always feel paranoid and hungry. I think it's from the coal poison. I have to take special herbal medicines to counteract the effects."
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Business & Technology
