Obama Offers Olive Branch and Cabinet Position To Romney
WASHINGTON DC- After what many called the most divisive presidential campaign in history, the President made an unprecedented move to help reunite the country. Barack Hussein Obama announced he was nominating Mitt Romney to his newly created position, Secretary of Business.
Ku Klux Klan March in Harpers Ferry to Honor Barack Obama
HARPERS FERRY- This Friday, the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan will be holding a public rally in the historic town of Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. This rally is to endorse Barack Hussein Obama and honor his contributions to the Democratic Party.
Republican Convention Angers Media
TAMPA BAY- The Republican National Convention started off this week and a shocked mainstream media came to question everything they thought they knew.
GOP Spared by Issac, Hot Air -- Not So Much
TAMPA BAY- As Tropical Storm Issac bears down on Florida, many are blaming Republicans for the storm. Samuel L. Jackson tweeted it was 'unfair' that Tropical Storm Isaac was sparing the GOP Convention in Tampa. In his typical profanity-laced fashion, Jackson tweeted that he was "not understanding God's f---ing plan"
UMWA Announces Surprise Endorsement
TEXARKANA- UMWA President, Cecil Roberts, made an unannounced trip to Texarkana, Texas this week. The objective was to meet with, and iron out details for an official UMWA endorsement. That endorsement, however, fell upon deaf media ears.
The Dark Knight Rises
Appearantly, it's all the rage to connect the dots between new movies and political campaigns. A lot has been said about the Mitt Romney / The Dark Knight Rises connection, so I may as well join in.
Romney WV Adopts Mitt Romney As Honorary Citizen
On the day of West Virginia's 149th Birthday, her oldest town, is getting a new son. Romney, WV has adopted Mitt Romney as an honorary citizen.
