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Kanawha County Dems Are Getting The Job Done For Obama

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Kanawha County Democrats have updated their website for the 2012 election and in the process, solidified their message.  Despite several key Democrats doing the "Duck & Cover" from the Democratic National Convention -- the party line is declaring, once and for all -- Kanawha Democrats "Will Support Democrats from Top of Ticket down to the Bottom..."

They have also adopted a new slogan, "Kanawha County Dems Getting The Job Done ...For Obama".  This was not a phrase that was pulled out of a hat.  It was carefully researched, studied, disected, and truth-detected:

smilingobama'Kanawha County Dems'

That sounds simple enough, but you can't dismiss the need to correctly identify yourself and create separation with other WV Counties (particularly since the Democratic party is kind of splintered, now.  Also, did you catch the sexy abbreviation of the word, "Democrat".  That's marketing genious!

'Getting The Job Done ...For Obama'

Really, this is may be the most powerful campaign slogan in history.  

Every four years there is excitement in the air as campaigns gear up to motivate the country to either re-elect a sitting President or elect a new individual to occupy our Oval Office.  It is no small thing.  And the Democrat Party in Kanawha County stands ready to get out the vote and help ensure that Democratic President Barack Hussein Obama is elected for another four year term. Offices are up for grabs from the top of the ticket all the way to the bottom.  At the top is the big man, himself, Barack Hussein Obama.  The Kanawha County Democrats have declared themselves to be in complete lockstep with his agenda:

  1. OUTLAWING COAL-FIRED POWER PLANTS
    With the help of democrats in congress and complicit West Virginia Democratic politicians there will be no more coal-fired power plants anywhere in America. Be sure to thank democrats like Jay Rockefeller, Earl Ray Tomblin, Joe Manchin and the WV Legislature.

  2. SUPPORT CAP & TRADE LEGISLATION TO ERODE THE COAL INDUSTRY
    It's a fine line to be able to say you support coal yet support Obama's anti-energy agenda.  Joe Manchin could be a circus performer with his tight-rope walking skills!

  3. KILLING COAL JOBS
    Obama and Biden were clear about this goal during the last Presidential election and they've been successful in regulating West Virginia Coal jobs nearly out of business.  They and their supportive WV Democrats need another four years to get the job done.  Too bad West Virginia doesn't have some solar power to sell.

  4. CONFISCATING GUNS
    Obama needed help outside help for this, but once he has the United Nations backing his plan to outlaw guns, we can be sure the Kanawha County Democrats will be working hard to pass the necessary amendments to confiscate guns from independent minded, government-distrusting citizens of West Virginia.  Be sure to call your local representative and thank them personally!

  5. BLOCKING TORT REFORM
    "West Virginia has appeared on the "Judicial Hellholes" list every year now since its inception in 2002 – a ranking which is based in large part on the core problems that still exist in our state's legal system: a lack of full meaningful appellate review, liability rules outside the legal mainstream, and excessive awards."

  6. REPLACE REAL GROWTH WITH GAMBLING 'INCOME'
    The dirty little secret is Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin and the West Virginia Democratic Legislature gave the gambling industry $100 Million dollars so it could compete ...with itself! That's right. The company that owns the WV Gambling industry also owns the out-of-state gambling companies they claimed they are competing against.  You have to hand it to them, cleverness like that is a gift.

  7. PASS HEALTH CARE REFORM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY TYING THE HANDS OF DOCTORS AND BUSINESSES
    82% of Doctors recently polled said they would consider leaving their practice if Obama's Health Care Reform is fully implemented.  And many businesses would rather pay the fine than continue the current health care they provide their employees.  Why not? Wouldn't you choose the lower cost?  It's another brilliant move by this President and he will be able to share the credit with every Democrat serving in public office across the nation and in Kanawha County, West Virginia.  

    He knows better than anyone that he can't take credit for what he's accomlished.  He needed help!

 Be sure to visit the website of the Kanawha County 'Dems' and thank them for their continued support of President Barack Hussein Obama.

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Carlton D Marx

Never shy with his opinon, Carlton (Carl) has been fired from several schools of higher learning for leading multiple walk-outs, sit-ins, student-strikes, protests, and the occassional riot.  Holding a Masters Degree in Political Activism, Carl has published several well-known books such as, "Demonizing Americanistic Core Values" and "Burning Church Doctrines".

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