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Saturday, 14 April 2012 01:23

Death Metal Singer Mutilates Himself at Charleston Venue

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Hysteria ensued at the Blue Parrot in Charleston, WV last night as local Heavy metal band 'Voices of Anatole' surprised the capacity crowd with and unexpected addition to their already outrageous stage show.

Band front man Roz Triplesix became displeased with his metal audience's lack of engagement. A typical evening would see snarling fans pitting it up, elbows flying and bodies hitting the floor, but this night was different, as melancholy filled the club to the bands disapproval, igniting their singer's wrath.

Per Witness accounts, the set had ended with an energetic delivery of crowd favorite 'Satan Loves Me', yet when the grotesque gathering failed to join in the chat of the songs demonic title Triplesix lost his mind. "You're all dead," he said with a growl, "don't you what to sing for Satan?" The charismatic screamer slithered from one side of the small stage to the other. He leered at the crowd before roaring, "you want blood.....you want my blood?" "You're already dead!"

Per Trevor Keeney, of popular regional act Linework, "it got weird man," "The band started playing a slow but real heavy rhythm and Roz was staring people down; he didn't blink." Keeney painted a picture of a Tarantino movie if it were produced by Lucifer himself. It took some time for the crowd to stir at all and just as they were about to resume their drinking and socializing a deathly scream ripped through the stake air of the club in direct opposition of the renewed silence. Allegedly it was then that Triplesix revealed a knife with a 4" to 6" inch blade, thrust it into the left side of his abdomen and laughed and taunted as he plunged his fingers into the gushing wound. Onlookers were likely in shock as few of them moved when the raunchy rocker flicked blood from his fingers stage-side and three victims deep. "I got some on me," said Keeney, "There were bits of meat or fatty tissue, or something.....it was badass."

The story only gets stranger from here, at least fifteen eye witnesses have confirmed that the crimson drenched leather demon stitched the four inch gash on stage without another word, before throwing his microphone stand, raising his arms over his head and walking out the back door into the alley and disappearing into the darkness.

Hospital emergency rooms in the local and surrounding areas have turned up no one matching Triplesix's description and no other reports have revealed themselves. If you or anyone you know has clues to the whereabouts of Roz Triplesix, we at thediggerer.com would be interested in hearing from you.

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