Beyond WVa (14)
Valentines Day Asteroid to Destroy Life As We Know It
Written by Edward G. Acres
EARTH- On Feb. 14, 2013 an asteroid designated 4W 5H17 (formerly 2012 DA14) will begin its pass around Planet Earth. Experts agree it will create a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle in the night sky. Experts also agree its collision with Earth will be a last-in-a-lifetime event.
US Government Using Facebook to Track Americans
Written by Edward G. Acres
WASHINGTON DC- The chances are good that you and your family are under 24/7 surveillance by your own government. What's more, the Feds are being aided by someone who is constantly reporting your habits and whereabouts. Who is this despicable snitch? Look in the mirror. It's you.
CHINA- Hot off their "successful" campaign to shut down a surface mine in Southern West Virginia, R.U.M.P.S. Campaign [LINK] is hoping for continued luck in China. They are now going against The People's Republic of China to protest a recent decision to flatten 700 mountains to build a new city [LINK].
World Stunned as British Storm French Embassy Over Nude Photos
Written by Arthur P Coodle
The World was stunned yesterday as half a dozen or so British citizens strolled to French Embassy, rapped sharply on the front door and spoke rather sternly to the French Ambassador.
St. Louis Cardinals Make Unprecedented Trade With Texas
Written by Alligator Jackson
The St. Louis Cardinals rocked the sports world today when owners signed a trade deal for one of Texas Rangers top sluggers, Josh Hamilton.
GLAAD To Picket All Chick-Fil-A Locations This Sunday
Written by Arthur P Coodle
GLAAD (Gay, Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) will be holding all-day protests at all Chick-fil-A franchise locations this Sunday. The group will be holding signs, handing out informational flyers and hoping to disrupt Chick-fil-A business that day to protest the recent revelation that the "Christian" owner actually holds a traditional "Biblical" view on marriage.
Supreme Court Disagrees With Obama on Universal Healthcare
Written by Carlton D Marx
BREAKING! In a stunning blow to President Barack Obama, the Supreme Court has disagreed with his stance that the Individual Mandate was "absolutley not a tax". On ABC's "This Week" with host George Stephanopolos, Obama went on the defensive:
Romney Secretly Wants Hologram Reagan as Running Mate
Written by Alligator Jackson
WASHINGTON- Unhappy with prospective vice-president candidates, Republican frontrunner, Mitt Romney, is looking to the past for the future. Romney has expressed interest in having a hologram of Ronald Reagan as his running partner.
The American Civil Liberities Union (ACLU) wants The Star Spangled Banner unfurled as the National Anthem of The United States.
