Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:38
Clone of Pete Rose A Rising Star in Cincinnati Little League
CINCINNATI- A stunning announcement was made yesterday that Cincinnati Reds legend Pete Rose was cloned years ago and the result is now tearing up Cincinnati area Little Leagues on the way to the Major League.
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Sports & Education
Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:21
WV Dems to Exhume Sen. Byrd for Cloning Purposes
CHARLESTON - West Virginia democrats have finally ran out of things to name after famed Senator Robert Byrd who died on June 28, 2010 at age 92. After naming and renaming almost one out of every three bridges and streets in West Virginia after Byrd, the democrats seemingly ran out of ways top keep Byrd's name and legacy as "The King Of Pork" alive. Desperate to relive past glory, the democrats have decided to exhume Senator Byrd's remains for cloning purposes.
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Business & Technology
